Pairing/Characters: Sam/Dean, John
Word count/Medium: 6,901
Warnings: underage, canon-typical violence, brothers shacking it up
Summary: A monster is killing new couples. John's solution: have Sam and Dean go on fake dates to lure the monster in before he can kill it. Sam wishes it were that simple, but monsters and monster-sized crushes have to ruin everything.
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